Pn Hasni the Most Sporting BC Lecturer

Cik Wani on the left and Pn Hasni on the right

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PN HASNI!!!

Moga dipanjangkan umur dan dimurahkan rezeki

dan bertambah berseri seri..haha

she's secretive about her age..dia pernah ckp skali dlm kelas..tp i tak ingat lah..

haha

Tomorrow je lah..

tomorrow je lah i write about that sunday's outing

and my new year resolution..if u care...

p/s: bebo balik esok...oh god, why??!!

New Obsession..

Degree Holders

U guys..

congrats on making to the degree..

and i wish u guys luck...

and have fun there...

and i hate u guys for leaving me...

and...

dont forget...

UiTM Perak..

the place where u guys started ur journey...

Passporting..

ok, so, my driver's lesson instructor called me the other day and said that i have to give my photo with my photocopy ic for the L License cuz the JPJ thingy to print that photo of mine was offline....so, i was like, oh god, takkan la nak bazir duit aku to take a passport photo..urgh...

and so....i made one myself. hehe. ok, brape harga for 4 passport photo kt kedai gambar?...
if im not mistaken, about RM10 for 4 pieces kan? and nak buat into the cd RM 3...so all together RM13...isnt that membazir??

so....i bukak photoshop and let the magic happened(magic la sgt, padahal smua org dah tau buat). i camwhore gambar of myself and start to edit....bla bla bla...ok done.

then...'oh shit, glossy!'..then pg la kedai and beli glossy.

'Akak, ada jual glossy paper tak kt cni?'

'Owh, lipgloss mane la ada dik oi, pg la cari kt watson sana tu..'

'Kak, bukan LIPGLOSS...tapi GLOSSY paper..kertas yg org buat print gambar tu..'

'Owh, kertas gambar, ckp la kertas gambar..ini glossy glossy. Tu ha, kt sana tu.'

mana la aku tau, kt uitm perak panggil glossy je..so, i paid for it and left.

sampai rumah i terus bukak printer and print...habis cite..so, brapa i habis utk print gamba ni??

Glossy paper sekeping: RM2.00
Ink printer: takyah bayar..bpk aku punye
Nak jd CD: takyah susah2..dah ada dlm laptop aku dah pun..

and all together.....RM2.00 saje..hehe. walaupun takde la secantik kedai gambar tu, tp, ok la. save duit what.

ahh..the wonders of photoshop...ni gambarnye:

p/s: dont laugh! passport photos are supposed to be ugly.

btw, if u are wondering kenapa senyap sunyi kerana tiada suara sumbang yg menyumpah nyumpah..itu kerana en bebo telah pg vacation ke Israel..he'll be back by..i dont know. taknak pun dia balik. haha

Raja Segala Drama

Music Playlist at MixPod.com

love it! love it!

Now This...Is My Dream Job

Boo Moon....

so over-rated...

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sesuai utk org2 yg gian badan hot shaja

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entah...takde perasaan..

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wondering why people love it so much....hmm..

next in line:

To take..or not to take..

PROGRAM PENERAPAN PELAJAR DIPLOMA LULUSAN SEMESTER 03 KE PROGRAM IJAZAH SARJANA MUDA.


1. Pengenalan

Program ini ditawarkan oleh Universiti Teknologi MARA kepada pelajar Diploma lulusan semester ke-3 program tertentu sahaja untuk diterapkan terus ke program Ijazah Sarjana Muda (ISM) yang berkaitan, tanpa perlu menamatkan pengajian di peringkat Diploma.
Program ini membolehkan pelajar memperolehi kelulusan Ijazah Sarjana Muda pada masa yang lebih singkat, dijangkakan sehingga 1 atau 2 semester lebih awal, berdasarkan kepada struktur program akademik yang diikuti.
Walau bagaimanapun pelajar-​pelajar adalah diperingatkan bahawa sekiranya mereka gagal dan kandas program Ijazah Sarjana Muda tersebut separuh jalan setelah menyertai program penerapan ini:

a) mereka hanya layak dipertimbangkan​ untuk anugerah Diploma asal sekiranya mereka telah menyempurnakan semua kursus tertentu yang ditetapkan dan disahkan oleh Senat Universiti, berdasarkan keperluan program dan fakulti.
b) mereka tidak layak menerima sama ada diploma atau Ijazah Sarjana Muda sekiranya tidak berjaya menyempurnakan semua kursus tersebut di atas.


2. Syarat kelayakan program penerapan

2.1 Syarat kelayakan untuk memohon program Penerapan Diploma ke Ijazah Sarjana Muda ialah seperti berikut:

a) Mendapat HPNG minimum 3.00 pada peperiksaan semester 3, dan
b) Tidak pernah gagal/​mengulang mana-mana kursus semester 1, 2 dan 3, dan
c) Tidak ada kursus pada semester 1, 2 dan 3 yang tertangguh, dan
d) Tidak pernah disabitkan tindakan tatertib
2.2 Pelawaan untuk memohon diberikan kepada pelajar diploma semester 03 berdasarkan keputusan semester 02 yang memenuhi syarat-syarat berikut:
a) Mendapat HPNG minimum 2.75 pada peperiksaan semester 2, dan
b) Tidak pernah gagal/​mengulang mana-mana kursus semester 1 dan 2, dan
c) Tidak ada kursus pada semester 1 dan 2 yang tertangguh, dan
d) Tidak pernah disabitkan tindakan tatertib

Walaubagaimanap​un,​ hanya permohonan calon yang akhirnya memenuhi Perkara 2.1 selepas keputusan peperiksaan rasmi semester 03 sahaja akan diproses.

2.3 Permohonan hendaklah dilakukan secara online melalui i-Student Portal.

2.4 Permohonan yang diterima oleh universiti adalah dikira muktamad dan tidak boleh diubah.

3. Akujanji
Semua pelajar yang mengambil keputusan untuk menerima tawaran penerapan dari Diploma semester 3 ke Ijazah Sarjana Muda dikehendaki menandatangani akujanji di bawah:
Saya mengaku bahawa:

a) Saya telah membaca dan memahami segala kelebihan yang ditawarkan menerusi program penerapan ini.
b) Saya faham akan implikasi penerimaan tawaran ini sekiranya saya kandas pengajian saya di peringkat Ijazah Sarjana Muda.
c) Saya menerima tawaran ini atas pertimbangan, kerelaan dan kebijksanaan saya tanpa sebarang paksaan dari mana-mana pihak.
d) Setelah menyertai program penerapan ke Ijazah Sarjana Muda, di pertengahan pengajian, saya tidak akan memohon untuk kembali semula mengikuti program diploma asal saya.
e) Saya dengan ini bersetuju untuk menerima tawaran ini berdasarkan terma dan syarat yang dinyatakan.


4. Pemilihan kampus dan program

Adalah dimaklumkan bahawa pemilihan program dan kampus adalah seperti yang tertera dalam seleksi sahaja dan pilihan adalah muktamad. Sebarang permohonan selain perkara tersebut tidak akan dilayan. Pertimbangan pemilihan adalah berdasarkan kekosongan program dan kampus berkenaan. Keutamaan kemudahan penginapan asrama tidak diberikan. Pelajar dikehendaki memahami penawaran ini hanya sah digunakan untuk sesi kemasukan ini sahaja. Sebarang rayuan adalah tidak dibenarkan.

The Best Presentation EVER

Gaga on Ellen

Lady Gaga is just so funny and inspiring, so is Ellen which is the new judge for American Idol! yay!

Paramoralised!

The new video of Paramore. 'Brick by Boring Brick' from their 3rd album Brand New Eyes....AND I LOVE IT!!




Brand New Eyes is totally awesome. Mmg the songs in the album are so Paramore.

And u guys should listen to them!

1. "Careful" 2. "Ignorance" 3. "Playing God" 4. "Brick by Boring Brick" 5. "Turn It Off" 6. "The Only Exception" 7. "Feeling Sorry" 8. "Looking Up" 9. "Where the Lines Overlap" 10. "Misguided Ghosts" 11. "All I Wanted" best sgt!

Bad Gaga Romance

love this song to bits!!

-biase je...-







Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh--oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your horror
I want your design
‘Cause you’re a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love-uuhh)

I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window
Baby you're sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you
('Cause I'm a FREE bitch baby!)
And you know that I need you
I want a bad, bad romance

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk passion baby
Work it
I'm a FREE bitch, baby

I want your love and
I want your revenge
I want your love
I don’t wanna be friends

Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don’t wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I don’t wanna be friends
(Caught in a bad romance)
I don’t wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance!

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Mimpi yang....Starstrukkish

hello! yes its the semester break! woohoo. yeah, taking my driver's license during this break(finally). ok, so, smalam i mimpi someting best jugak la. dah tgk vclip 30h!3 feat katy perry dah? its called starstrukk. and yes, ada kaitan with my mimpi.

-do i care about ur fucking dream?-

whatever bebo, get a life. ok back to the dream, i mimpi all of my batchmate from my hi skool and my blidmates from uitm were in the video. it was like...ok. yg penting, aku jd katy perry! hahaha. i cant remember who jd 3oh!3 but it was awesome. and kan ada scene yg pompuan2 tu lari towards them rite, the pompuan2 tu..are my lecturers and my school teachers! hahaha. lawak sial.

i remember seeing pn kartini's face in the dream. brings back many memories...hmm..ape motifnye???

-motifnye is that kau takde keje lain and asyik berangan je kejenye. bongok!-

hmm...thought of sending encik bebo ni to military camp..

Exam, Friends, Drama, Whatever

hey hey! its been too long. lama sgt tak write in this dusty blog...bebo, can u help me sapu all the sawang please.

-fuck u!-

fine, i'll tell ur secret to the whole wide world about u were..

-ok ok! sheesh...suka mengugut..babi-

ok, where was I, oh yes...hmm..exam week..

i dont know la about this semester whether i can strive again to get a dekan or not..its like..oh god.

my on going assessments marks were like- 'aiyo! apsal low gila wey?!', 'fucker! why is he higher than me?!' and 'eeee!! tak adil dia lg tinggi cuz dia meniru in his'her test!!'....

yup...un-fairness...takleh nak ckp ape la kan cuz benda tu dah lepas. petang td baru habis paper measurements and estimating, and it was wickit! i boleh jawab and confident that most of it are correct...i hope.

aiya...i feel really lemah these few days. tak tau kenape...maybe because of the studying i assume..sampai nak pecah otak aku!

anyways, tinggal 2 paper lg and im going back to my home on the 15th. hope it goes well....

-my next paper is on monday, FUC456 Fundamentals to Taking Over The World. Muahahahaha!!-

shut up bebo..

Apa lagi lepas ni?

hmmm...

1) BC Presentations dah habis

2) Public speaking pun dah present

3) Reports smua dah hanta

4) Test tinggal 3 lg(help!!)

5) Finals is in 2 weeks....(help help help!!!)

-huh! sengal!-

6 Loonies were on the loose

thanx to syazwan(wawa), fahmi, acab, kirin and ariff for giving me a 'sengal' time yesterday..hehehe.
thanx guys!!

The Dancing Inmates!

hey guys, i dont know whether u guys know about them or not, but, have u heard of the dancing inmates?

-huh..lembap. satu dunia dah tau dah!-


ok, for those who dont know..(kicking bebo out of this post)..the dancing inmates are like a bunch of inmates of this place called Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, hmm..a bunch is inappropriate..they are like an army of inmates! ok, so what they do is, the dance! i dont know why, maybe like somekind of punishment or like a rehabilitation program something like that la..but they are really good! 

i was like...wow..i thought they were like some dancers dressed in a penjara-like costume but the truth is, they are inmates. here is a video of them performing Jai Ho. there are a lot of other videos about them. you juz go to youtube and search for- the dancing inmates. alrite guys, enjoy!

Aidilfitri...from a point of view

Aidilfitri.....a time for forgiveness, a time where families come together, a time where we eat like there is no tomorrow, a time where we kumpul2 duit raya and a time where...the unfortunate celebrates this fun filled festival with all they have left..

Went out shopping....-ok...so what?-


yeah, i went shopping for clothes and this time i want to be thrift. no extra expenditures. With only 200 bucks, i survived...-what's your point?-


my point here is that...we live in luxury, wheter you like it or not or whether you realize this or not, we certainly live in a comfortable live..seriously. we the youth of today, took advantage of that.

nothing is never enough for us...we just want more and more and more. without realizing that other people, live by just eating ubi kayu and nasi, with a broken up and termite eaten loft they call home...and yeah..no tv, no internet, no nothing..ziltch!

-omg....are you like being....omg, i cant say it..umm...good?-


no bebo, im not being 'good', im just realizing it now, and should all of us. yup...never been thankful for what we have. we have caring families, we have trustworthy friends(some), we have a comfortable home, we have..oh god, the list goes on..so, we have to be thankful to god for giving us a comfortable life. and we can celebrate Aidilfitri with all of His blessings.

ok STOP! so, Aidilfitri is tomorrow, and i would like to say Selamat Hari Raya to muslims out there and Maaf Zahir and Batin to all of you guys who knows me, i have not been a good person so this forgiveness i beg you to forgive me...and...um, yeah thats it..bebo, do you want to say something?

-yeah, so...um...Happy Aidilfitri to all and im not sorry for what i did because i think it is meant to be done and um...please kill Ammar so that i could have this blog all on my own. thank you..and yeah, eat a lot...eat until your stomachs burst!! Muahahahahaha!!-


ok.....that is a...'thoughtful' Raya wish from you...

Anyway, have a great holiday, dont main2 mercun ok, if u want to play, please dont be too playful with those mercun aite.

Akhir kata, salah dan silap harap diampun..SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN(how many times I've said this..)

Another sengaling around moment..

sekadar di pinggir pinggir je

Checking off the list

Tinggal 3 more presentations:

1) CTU- Krisis Identiti Dalam Masyarakat  done


2) Estimating- Tendering Process by JKR


3) Building Construction- Method Statement and Model Presentation

p/s: still thinking of how to study structure...

Just Sengaling around..

Just Dance!







bile dah takde kerja...ini la jadinya..


-stupid people!-

Juz want to let out something..

Saya rasa kesal

Saya rasa marah

Saya rasa penat

Saya rasa digunakan

Saya rasa macam nak tukar department

Saya rasa AJK sgt sial

Saya rasa...seperti di atas x10

p/s: Nothing personal...its juz life turning against u..

-hoho..-

Puasa ye!

it's that time again...

time to save money and shed some kilos...

SELAMAT BERPUASA EVERYONE!!!

P/S: First time bebo puasa. ahahahaha.

-shit!-

Semalam u cakap u tak suke makan ayam, today u makan ayam pulak

hello hello. pergh..been quite a while i tak blogging. been busy with courseworks and such.

-tsk..busy with coursework konon..aku tgk kau asyik gossip je lebih!-

bodoh..anyway, sedar tak that one minute kita kata kita dislike this dislike that, then the next minute u are doing the thing that u dislike earlier?

-wey! tak paham!-

ok, i give u an example(a real life story eh):

aku benci sial tgk A ngan B tu couple. aku tak tau ape maknanya diorg couple tu. call memanjang asyik berdua je. meluat sial!


itu tahun lepas....tahun ni..

call gf all the time! i mean all the time! sebelum kelas call, selepas call, balik kelas call, dlm bilik call...urgh! annoying!

yes, i know u guys will be like-'biarla diorg. kau sibuk apehal? dah nama couple, mcm tu la hidupnya'

yela uolzz, couple2 pun agak2 la. jgn la sampai kwn2 sendiri meluat and menyampah tgk perlakuan u yg sgt..i dont know, 'sangap' is the perfect word. please la..

itu baru satu contoh, there's another and its agak annoying jugak. tapi mcm malas nak ckp cuz menyakitkan hati. biar je la..

kesimpulannye, how fast people change..and now i know what's the meaning of 'never trust anyone'..

sundal!

One Malaysia

one malaysia....the theme created by our prime minister. can it really happen? i hope so...

-nah, i doubt it. it's just a fantasy. a stupid fantasy.-

haih..bebo, u are so negative minded.

ok so, what does it mean to me? hmm...well, yela malay, chinese and indians living together in peace yada yada yada thing. but to me, one malaysia means more than that to me.

to me, living with chinese and indians are not a problem. i've been living(not in the same house ya) with them for all of my life so takde ape sgt la. racist tu perkara biase. who's not racist anyway? kalau u cakap u tak racist, thats such a lie. we are racist once in a while

-for u, its all the time!-

shut up bebo! anyway, one malaysia...sejak tinggal di hostel in uitm perak, 1 thing has changed in my life. i have more friends from other states. From the west coast, the east coast not forgetting the Borneos!

it's a fun experience blending with cultures from other states. like knowing new places(i've discovered the location of pekeliling bus station from a friend living in jengka, pahang. buat malu je org klang valley!), new food(kuih tepung gomak la, jelantah la, mcm2 la), new...new accents! haha.

talking about accents(loghat), i seriously cant understand what kelantanese are talking to me. like one time, a kelantan guy asked me where do i lived but i've mistakenly interpretted that he was asking me to do something else. byk la incidents where i tak faham ape diorg ckp. but lame2, it's getting better. nasib ada walking malay-kelantan dwibahasa dictionary. hehe.

well, im greatful im living in malaysia. being a malaysian is really colourful...

Her films made me wonder..

AL FATIHAH

Her films made me change views on malaysian films. before this i really really hated malaysian films..until i watched 'Sepet'. That film is like the greatest..seriously. i can watch it 2 tiga kali in a day u know. then gubra was great also, followed by muallaf and everything. 

senang cerita, we've lost a reall really really talented director..tiada gantinya. a big lost to malaysia...

Yasmin Ahmad...the one who took the risk..

Home or UiTM Perak?

hello hello. juz got the news that UiTM Perak will be 'cuti-ing' until 2ng august. which is one week duration, until next sunday....-aaaaaargghhhhhh!!!!!-

-woi! what's with the shouting la? pekak telinga aku kang!-

sorry bebo. see, i actually prefer staying in uitm perak with my friends than going home. idk why la. maybe because my friends there buat me feel like home...more than home. i feel free when im in campus. i can go anywhere i want, be with who-ever i want, and do anything i want.

not that at home i takleh buat smua tu tapi...idk. sbb tula everytime kena balik rumah i am like..'dang, what im gonna do..mesti bosan.' lagi2 kalau cuti sem! urgh...

mcm sekarang la, walaupun a week, i feel like forever and ever and ever....

p/s: ape motif ni?

The Not So Amazing Race

Route Info: Make your way to Perpustakaan Negara Malaysia

How do I do that??
Haih, pagi2 lagi i dah kluar rumah, about 8.15am i think. trus jalan g old town carrying my laptop bag and my book of shadow utk tggu bus.

bla bla bla..about 10 minutes bus sampai. blup blup blup arrived at taman jaya lrt station..then  pegi to the ticketing machine and i realized....'wait, where am i going actually? which station should i go off?'..i ikut je kata hati and bought a ticket to masjid jamek. naik je la. pandai2 la aku pikior nak buat ape nanti.

bla bla bla..tren sampai and im off to masjid jamek.

as usual pagi2 mmg train sesak like a can of sardines..but i mampu senyum je..hehe. blup blup blup..sampai lah ke mj.

kluar station je...i wondered, 'ok, now what im going to do??' i thought i jalan2 jap at the mj area lah. jalan jalan jalan jalan jalan..kedai byk tak bukak lagi. hmmh..balik ke station balik. ok now, nak buat ape ni???
so, i duduk skejap sambil menyaksikan the busy streets of KL in action.

pikir pikir pikir....ha! i remebered that the perpustakaan is near istana budaya rite, and istana budaya is nearby pekeliling train station and pekeliling is near titiwangsa lrt station! ha! apa lagi, the amazing race continues...
pegi to the ampang line lrt station(or dulu known as star lrt) and bought ticket to titiwangsa. lalalalalala...

yay sampai titiwangsa! then i turun station and dah nampak the beautiful roofs of istana budaya. 'yes, i must be
close already.' then i jalan je la menuju to istana budaya...which i thought was a short walk but it turned out to be...a very long and never ending walk..penat!! dah la kereta byk, nak cross jalan pun like wtf??!!...jalan jalan jalan lap peluh jalan jalan minum air jalan jalan...huh, sampai pun istana budaya...

berhenti skejap utk mengagumi the architecture of istana budaya...kagum kagum kagum kagum, i continued walking..then i realized..'hey, mana librarynye??'..i juz keep walking...but tak nampak library lagi, first lalu balai seni lukis negara, then jumpa pusat darah negara then jumpa shell petrol station then jumpa pusrawi hospital then...then i nampak this building with the roof ala2 songket tu..and..YAY! DAH SAMPAI!!

pergh...the long walk paid off..and i think i shed a few kilos too..hahaha. ok, masuk dan cari buku. lots of interesting books here. bayangkanla lebih sejuta reading materials here...hmm...pegi ke bahagian senibina...yeah! jumpa pun buku ni. menelaah dan menulis ape yg perlu....bla bla bla bla..fahmi messaged me. asking me where i am. he asked me to go to hi house first baru bertolak pegi midvalley. i was like 'hmm ok la'.
then i letak balik all the reading materials and bid perpustakaan negara goodbye..

then i kluar and wondered, 'so, how do i get to the lrt station back?? hell no im going to walk back there!' so, from walking back the unwinding road back to titiwangsa, i chose to ride a taxi to klcc instead. RM3.50 je pun. sampai klcc and i walked to the lrt station. lrt lrt lrt lrt lrt...sampai la ke station universiti, and i walked to fahmi's house. bla bla bla bla...we went off to midvalley to meet up with imran(who was waiting since 12pm, and the movie is at 3pm)

sampai midvalley, jumpa imran smua and beli ticket la. haha. i and imran dpt student price whereas fahmi and acab kena bayar full. haha. tula sapa suruh tak bawak student card. hehehe. 3.10pm Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince.

harry potter this time was ok. but the book is way way way better. they cut a few scenes from the book but whatever je la. i still enjoyed the movie. then we go makan at oasis foodcoart.

makan makan makan...catch up on a few things, had some loud laughs. imran left early cuz tak nak be stuck i a traffic jam. so, that leaves us 3 sluts left. hehehe. then gerak to jusco to buy some sushi and lepak at starbucks.

kongsi kongsi masalah and had more laughs. i love the most this time. where we tell each other our problems and they are setia utk mendengar. lagi2 when kita jumpa like so jarang since we got into universities. how time flies when ur having fun..(clichenye..)

then about 9pm cmtu, gerak back home la. hari yg sgt memenatkan but fun at the same time..hehe

p/s: bebo kena grounded kt rumah so sebab tu la takde sape menyibuk. haha.

UiTM Perak and Virus ILI

-omg!!!were gonna die were gonna die!!-

can u like shut up bebo? no, were not gonna die la. huh....uitm perak kena tutup pulak...so, we have to balik..thats like sux cuz lots of stuffs this week and next week are canceled. dah la benda penting plak tu! assignments nasib tak byk sgt..(wait, agak byk la jugak kan..). haiyo!! so kelam kabut la. serious teringat crite ala2 quarantine, juz takde zombies je..haha.

huh...sux...apa aku nak buat selama seminggu????!!!!

Let The Building Madness Begins....

Hello hello! We meet again after a week menyepikan diri. Hahaha. Sepi ke? Hehe. Well, we started our classes for the third semester, and it’s getting tougher and tougher and tougher and tougher-how many tough you want la? Im dead bored here! I want to go home!- owh, haha well bebo is..hmm..adapting well here. Hahaha. Serves you rite bebo.


Ok, so Diploma in Building class BN3B. That’s where I am. When we got our timetable, we were like ‘omg! What the hell? Who made this timetable must be cruel and evil and cruel!’. Yeap, our timetable is like so f-ing crazy and so packed like sebuah tin sardine. Here’s our timetable from Monday to Tuesday:-


MONDAY

8am-9.50am BLD205(BUILDING SCIENCE II)

10am- 11.50am QSV203(MEASUREMENTS AND ESTIMATING)

12pm- 12.50pm QSV203

2.15pm- 3.05pm BLD210(BUILDING CONSTRUCTION III)

4.15pm- 5.05pm BLD203(STRUCTURES II)



TUESDAY

8am- 9.50am BLD243(BUILDING SERVICES II)

11am- 12.50pm BLD210

2.15pm- 4.05pm QSV203

4.15pm- 6.05pm CTU261(ISLAM AND ENVIRONTAL MANAGEMENT)



WEDNESDAY

8am- 8.50am BLD243

11am- 12.50pm BEL311(ENGLISH FOR ACADEMIC PURPOSES)

2.15pm- 4.05pm BLD205


THURSDAY

8am- 9.50am BEL311

10am- 11.50am QSV203

2.15pm- 4.05pm BLD210


FRIDAY

8am- 9.50am BEL311

10am- 11.50am BLD205

3.15pm- 5.05pm BLD203


Tak bleh belah everyday class starts at 8am!!!! Sabar, sabar….

Talking about juniors plak, this time the Building Department terima like 286 students!!!

Gila ramai sial. There are some yg dah jumpa seniors and everything and quite a few yg jumpa I for some tips and everything(bangga sial, hahaha)-eleh…tgk la nanti diorg tau sifat sebenar kau!- bebo shut up please, or else I’ll throw you inside the jungle beside UiTM Perak tu.


Subjects pulak, this semester we are learning a new subject which is Measurements and Estimating, quite a tough subject la for us. This subject is the core subject for Quantity Surveying students,so takpe la jugak cuz I ada kwn2 from that course and it’s easy la kalau I tak faham apa2, I serbu diorg je. Hehe. As for Building Construction, this sem we are learning about timber buildings, so our final project is to design a one room and a double room chalet inspiring from a traditional malay house. We chose Rumah Melaka. As for other subjects, hmm…boleh kot. It’s not that hard la(for now).

Apa2 pun, we’ll try our best to do our best. Haha.

The 3rd Semester Pledge

hey hey ya'll! yeah, tomorrow i'll be journeying back to the silver campus-yeah yeah! go go! let me stay here and create my plans for world domination!! haha- Na ah u wont, u're coming with me bebo. -dang!- anyway, before starting the 3rd semester(which i will be expecting more and more dramatic scenes) i would like to pledge a few things which i want to achieve during the 3rd semester. ok, here goes..

I pledge for the 3rd semester, I will:

1) Never to delay assignments again-yeah rite, i doubt it. u'll be partying with ur friends than doing ur assignments...heh!-

2) Eat according to time and more thrift this time-haha, this is a joke rite? how much do u spend a day again??? hem??-

3) Always hear what my team mates have to say and come up with a logical solution-haha, u never listen to people. how are u going to achive this?-

4) Make sure BLD BASH 2009 is gonna be a dream come true-good luck to that! tsk..-

5) Study harder and get into dean's list again-haha..ur in the dean's other list. haha-

6) Have more pictures taken!-ape kena mengena ni?-


7) Have more fun with my crew-they dont like you-

8) Never get stresed out if there are problems occuring, sama ada involving friends or courseworks
-yeah rite, i bet u'll be crying again on ur bed-

9) Doa often for my success, family and friends-pray for me too!!-

and finally...

10) SEND BEBO TO MILITARY SCHOOL!! -NO!!!-

xoxo guys.
I promise I will update often ok.

The Life and Times of Bebo..

Earlier today..

Help! Get me out of here! Bebo! U better get me out of here! U stupid bitch!!!

-jeng, jeng, jeng….-

Check, check…rock, rock…is this mic on? Hello? Hello?..i think it’s on. Muahahaha…uhuk uhuk..ok..hello fellow readers..i am very honoured to be talking to all of u..hahaha. what? Ammar u asked? He is…er..busy at the moment..so, I’ll be taking over..

Reader: How long?

Bebo: For..em..until ammar is free..

Reader: when is that?

Bebo: er..maybe..why are u asking me stupid questions?

Reader: no reason..

Bebo: then shut the hell up!

Ok, back to me, as all of u know, im Bebo, Ammar’s so-called ‘imaginary friend’..well, guess what, im no imaginary thing ok, I exist!! Muahahaha!!!..uhuk uhuk uhuk..

Reader: U’ve got to lay off those evil laughs though.

Bebo: Shut up! I’ll laugh when I want to!

Interruptions…hate it. So, as im taking over..i’ll be talking about world domination..hahaha. this world will be mine! Mine I tell u! all of u will be my slaves!!

Reader: me too?

Bebo: No, u’ll be sentenced to death after this..tsk..

Reader: Cool!

Anyway, before I make u my slaves, I want all of u to know who I am! Here’s my biodata(that’s me in the picture..dont laugh at it!!)…

Full name: Bebo

Nak panggil ape?: Bebo sudeyh..

Date of birth: When Ammar started imagining me..

Place of birth: http://ammarellaknowsbest.blogspot.com

Siblings: an only child…sob sob

Nationality: Everywhere…I can be found anywhere!! Haha(as long as there’s internet)

Ambition: Evil world ruler

Address: Currently menumpang in this page..but It’ll be mine after I vanquish Ammar!! Hahaha!

Lifetime Aspiration: to dominate humanity!

Favourite food: hmm…what Ammar eats

Favourite movie: what Ammar likes to watch

Favourite hang-out place: in a dark corner..

U shall bow to me!! Im ur ruler!! Muahahaha!! Muahahaha!! Muahaha..

-ehem!-

Who is that?..huh!!!

Jeng, jeng, jeng…

-bebo, cut the crap. Go back to ur room.-

What? But.. but..how? I thought I locked the door already!

-yeah, but u forgot one thing…u left the key outside the room. As I was screaming for help, luckily there was one kind reader helped to unbolt the door..stupid mistake isn’t it bebo?-

Urghh…stupid key!...so long for world domination…sob sob..

-yeah u got that rite! Dah dah, pegi pegi. Menyemak je. Go back to ur room. And get back in ur brackets,..so annoying la talking in this..-

Ok…sob sob(walking back into the brackets)..

Ok…so, what a drama huh? Well bebo, u cant outsmart me..world domination my arse la…

THE story of A cat and AN apple

hello hello. well, in this post..(atas permintaan seorg mahakary agung), i will be talking about articles.-why u want to talk about articles? im tired reading articles la.- No bebo, not that kind articles. It's articles as in a,an and the. How do we use them? bagaimana kita menggunakannya?

Me, Zachary Favanodic will explain to u.-what happened to maria bossanova?- She died..

ok, english has 2 articles: the and a/an

THE- definite article(which means we are being specific)

A/AN- indefinite article(saying in random)

so, i give u some examples for u to see the differences ok..oh yeah, take out ur book and copy this down.-urghh...sengal punye cikgu-

examples:

I just saw the cutest cat ever today!!

- see we use the here. why is that? well, she saw a cute cat. there are many cats in this world but she is referring to the one she had seen today. and to her that's the cutest cat in the world so, she is being specific to one and only one cat..understand? understand? ok good..moving on..

I would like to go see a movie

- we use a in this sentence. why do we use a bebo?.....-er...cuz...it has to be??- No bebo, by the way, ur going to the principal's office. anyway, we use a here because the person here wants to see any movie, not being specific. he juz wants to see a movie. he wants to see any movie, not being specific to one...ok, understand? understand? ok good...

I would like to be an architect when I grow up(motif??)

- ok here, we use an sebab ape? it's just like a in the previous example cuma this one we use an because the next word after an is starting with a vowel(a e i o u). For a vowel, we have to use an.(dont ask me why, it's the way it is). plus, she's not referring to be a specific architect, she just wants to be an architect in general. ok? faham faham? bagus..

well, those are the basic uses of articles la kan. short and simplistic. so, mahakarya agung, anda faham??

faham bagus...bebo.-yeah? what the fuck do u want?-

follow me to the principal's office please. u need to be spanked...

Speak Bahasa Melayu Properly..part 2

hello hello my students! kamu semua rindu saye tak?..-krik krik krik krik- bebo, where are all my students?-it's a holiday u idiot. why u semangat sgt dtg skolah?-..hmm...takpe takpe. i nak ajar jugak. Miss Maria Bosanova must tegakkan prinsip bahasa melayu. hmm bebo, why not u become my student for today?-bunyi pintu dihempas and bunyi org lari dgn rakusnye-..hmm..bodoh punye imaginary friend..

ok la takpe. so today, saye nak sentuh tentang perkataan dari and daripada

and of course, like in part 1, i've heard these 2 words been used incorrectly. Lagi2 on tv. i watched roda impian on tv3 yesterday and the host proudly asked the contestant, "awak berasal daripada mana?"..which is totally wrong according to tatabahasa.

why is that? here are the explainations:

dari is used to indicate where ur from. or where a thing is from. or whatever is from.

contoh ayat: Saya baru kembali dari percutian di Beijing.

                    Awak datang dari mana tadi?

faham kelas? faham? faham? ok faham bagus..next

daripada is used to indicate what a thing is made from, or to indicate a comparison between 2 entities..

contoh ayat: Laptop saya diperbuat daripada kayu

                   Daripada awak melakukan jenayah, baik awak menolong mak awak di rumah

                   Kucing saya lebih gemuk daripada kucing awak

see the differences people? yea...pandai..

saye bukan ape, kita harus menggunakan bahasa melayu dgn betul. jgn sampai too caught up with english sampai ur own mother tongue pun u salah guna...malu kan??

ok, time to find bebo..

TAKKAN MELAYU HILANG DI DUNIA, BAHASA MELAYU JIWA KITA..wah gitu. : )

Once you're dead..you're a legend..

Hello hello. So, yesterday  I went shopping..-tepuk la tgn sikit-..tak senang tau shopping, memerlukan stamina of a thousand horses.-ya ya ammar. Cut the crap and just go straight to the point u bitch!-..

Ok..so before me and my family went to one utama, we went to have lunch at this Arabic restaurant in KL named ‘Ar Rahwa’. So, pegi je la kan.(im not a big fan of Arabic food, tasteless la. No spicyness at all. And it’s so dry…)-Hey! Merungut pulak! Dah cukup bagus u dpt mkn tau! Aku hanta kau gi Darfur baru tau.- Who the hell are u? Selalu betul interupt org nak bersandiwara..urghh sengal! From now on I’ll call u Bebo...so, where was I? oh yeah the restaurant…

Waiter(Arabic): waheeda wassini ahlan wasahlan yayadan sharifah aini..(crapping something in Arabic to me)

Me(not Arabic): Huh? Sorry, I don’t understand Arabic.

Waiter(name dia Hadid kot tak silap saye): Owh, I thaught ur an arab. Sorry sorry. Ur face is like Arabic..(say this in arab people punye slang)

Me(whats my name?): Owh, that’s ok, I get that all the time( most of the time, lg2 kalau aku ckp menggedik guna American slang)

So, we ordered la the food and all and ate.( sorry, takde pic nak tunjuk cuz terlalu sibuk eating)

Then, I habis mkn I relax la. The table beside us is of a Malay family. The waiter was juz finishing taking their orders…I overheard their conversation..

Mak tua: U get or not the order? U understand or not?(in a really2 annoying kurang ajar punye tone)

Waiter: Yes2. I get all of it. Don’t worry.

Bapak tua bangka: get get! What u get? Angguk angguk mcm anjing!

Omg…seriously, u don’t have to say that ok…but that’s not the end..

Mak tua nak mampos: (talking to her children)..tgk la org yg datang Negara kita ni, buat melagak pulak. Pegi balik arab baru tau.

Bapak tua tunggu malaikat maut nak cabut nyawa: dah dah. That’s all, go go. Fast with the food. We hungry already. Tolol betul.(laughing in a cynical manner)

Haha..then..

Waiter Arab yg baik pekerti: saya tau saye menumpang di Negara ini, tapi saya bukan tolol. Keluarga encik lah yg pertama saya nampak sangat prejudice. Saya akan bawa minuman. Assalamualaikum..

Bapak tua dan mak tua tercengang dgn muka yg sgt buruk lg guilty..

Haha! You go girl!..i mean guy..hehe.

Malu gile la ada org melayu like this. Dah la pandang slack kt org. so annoying and stupid…

And we all makan2 and habis mkn we took off for one utama…

Shopping, shopping, shopping…

I lalu lalang la kt ctu kan, and I saw speedy video shop tu tayang music vids Michael Jackson. Ramai were crowding over there. Hmm, I tak fikir ape la. I juz walked away

Then I lalu lg satu video shop, again, tayang vids from Michael Jackson. Ramai gile jugak. I was thinking..ok..what made people got so interested tiba2…

Then I lalu kat satu lg cd shop…again, vids from MJ. But this time, ada something different, ada sale on MJ’s music collection and there’s this board to write ur tributes to MJ. And there were signs saying king of pop la whatever…

So, apakah point saye ni? Ape yg saye nak katakan ni? Adakah ia satu kontroversi atau spekulasi? Atau adakah ia..-hey u!!! shut up can or not! So annoying la u..i want to sleep la- ok..sorry bebo..

My point is that why eh, bile seseorang tu dah meninggal dunia, baru la kita nak appreciate. Sebelum ni I tak nampak pun diorg play video Mj ke ape. CD dia pun aku jarang nampak. And tiba2 skarang mulalah nak tayang vids dia and mainkan lagu dia…I mean like..hmm..tak tau la.

So lepas ni, kalau siti nurhaliza pulak meninggal, buat la konsert kat kubur dia ke ape. And bagi terus cd free kat org ramai…tak gitu bebo?..bebo?..-kroh..kroh…kroh..-

Stupid bebo, tido..