Showing posts with label Hahahas. Show all posts
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Sunday, August 7, 2011

Transition of Ambitions

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera everyone. I think it's not too late of me to wish Selamat Berpuasa to everyone especially you readers out there. Dah 6 hari kite berpuase ye, sekejap saje kan mase berlalu....hmmm...

Anyway, this post is actually inspired by a blogpost of  a friend of mine, Deedy who wrote about his ambition of becoming a renowned entertainment journalist. You can read it all......HERE. So Deedy, yes...u inspired me. hahaha.

When I read his blogpost tu, I pun terfikir...yeah, what did I wished to be ya masa kecik2 dulu. To tell you guys the truth, mcm2 ok cite2 aku..smuanye berubah mengikut waktu...and there fore, the title of this blogpost....

Transition of Ambitions

No no. Takde kene mengena with transition elements in the periodic table... it's just me bercerita dgn u guys about my various ambitions, dari kecik sampai la ke besaq gajah skarang ni. 

Aku ni, dari dulu sampai la skarang...mmg suke berkhayal dan berimaginasi, and of my habits sampai la ke skarang ni is suke betul berkhayal yg aku ni ada tv show sendiri. Serious, kalau korg nak tau, if aku mcm takde ape nak buat, or tgh tggu bus ke, dlm bus ke, or whatever, aku mmg akan berkhayal dlm dunia fantasi aku tu. Aku as a TV HOST. Stakat ni mcm2 tv show dah aku 'kendali' dlm dunia fantasi aku, mostly my own talk show. Aku ingat lagi mase aku umur 7 tahun dulu, datuk sedara aku tanye aku...

Tok Ami: Ammar nak jadi pa nanti bila besaq?

Aku: Ammar nak jadi pengacara la...

Hahaha. Aah. Aku mase skolah rendah dulu, mmg bercita-cita nak jadi pengacara, especially game show host..sebab mase tu aku dipengaruhi oleh Roda Impian dan lain2 program gameshow mase tu. 

Kerjaya sebagai TV talk show host menjadi permainan imaginasi sampai sekarang

Impianku untuk menjadi seorang TV talk show host masih tersemat disanubari...ececece (ok stop). So..lepas tu, aku tak tau ape cite2 aku. Aku macam tak fikir dah pasal cite2, pasal ape yg aku nak jadi nanti bile besaq..sehinggalah aku masuk skolah menengah. Mase zaman2 form 1 and form 2. Kitorg mase tu tgh borak pasal kerjaya and ambitions. Tanye satu sama lain...then bile turn aku...

Kawan aku: Ammar, what do u wanna be?

Aku: I wanna be a lawyer..

LAWYER cuolzz! Mampu tak? Hahahaha. Ha, betul. Mase tu tibe2 cite2 aku was to be a lawyer/peguam. Mungkin sebab mase tu popular with court dramas mcm Ally McBeal, The Practice, and satu lg crite tu aku tak ingat nama dia, tapi yeah, I was ambitioned to be a lawayer...tetapi, ia tak lama la..sebab my mom ckp jgn jadi lawyer...tak berapa berkat org kate. Ye ke? Ha, org kate jd lawyer kena tipu... Oh ye ke... (sorry ye Law students. Saye tak berniat ape2)... Lepas tu, aku pun mcm dah hilang semangat untuk menjadi lawyer.....



Peguam...sering dikaitkan dengan kerjaya yg tidak membawa berkat


Hmmm...so, tak bawak berkat la pulak katenye....haihh.. habis satu cita2. Then mase berlalu, it was the time where we had to fill up the borang utk kelas form 4, whether nak ambik Pure Science kah, Sub Science kah, Commerce kah or Arts kah. Again, aku dlm dilemma...actually bukan dilemma, its more of a ketidakpastian. Hmm...which should I choose...Atas desakan rakan-rakan lain... saye memilih... Pure Science, and mmg aku dpt pun kelas pure science mase form 4... 


Dalam pure science class, kami belajar the 3 major branches in science which are biology, chemistry and physics...so, atas reason itu...satu lagi cite2 berputik di lubuk hatii.... iaitu..aku mahu menjadi seorg.... FORENSIC SCIENTIST.

Ha sudahhh.... forensic pulak dah. Yes. Aku sgt berminat in forensics. Satu reasonnye was maybe I was too indulged into the famous TV show called CSI... crime scene investigation... yeap. Forensics berkait rapat with crime scenes. Bile aku cerita kt kwn2 yg aku nak jd mcm CSI, ramai yg mcm... 

Aiyooo...mau bedah mayat ka?

Eeee..nanti kat universiti kau kene test tidur dalam bilik mayat..

Ammar kau tak takut ke darah and mayat2 ngeri smua??? 


Hmmm...tidak. Aku tak takut ngan darah, and mayat2 ni plak...ok, ada la rase ngeri ckit tp..aku takdela sampai nak termuntah tgk mayat ke ape (Ceh, mcm la kau pernah tgk mayat ngeri dpn mate kau sendiri. Ckp je mmg senang la!). Tp being a forensic scientist tak semestinya kene berdepan ngan mayat je. Mcm2 tugas forensic scientist. Uji DNA, proses bukti2 from tmpt kejadian, buat ujian ballistics, mcm2 la. Aku akui, kerjaya as a forensic scientist is really cooolll. 

Tetapi..... lama kelamaan, minat ku terhadap science smakin luput...and Im no longer passionate about forensics. 

Forensics dan uji kaji...
Hmmm..seperti biase la...lepas satu cite2 sudah tidak diminati lagi, I am left without an ambition..but not for long la. Lepas tu, I began to be interested with magazine publishing, to be specific, fashion magazine. Aku mmg teringin sgt nak keje in the editorial field pulak. You know, making a spread about the latest fashion shows, trends, designers to look for, and all sorts la. Yes again, one movie had strengthen my urge of becoming a renowned FASHION MAGAZINE EDITOR....The Devil Wears Prada. Hahahaa. Since then, I always look into fashion magazines and examining their way of writing, the layouts, the contents, covers, everything la. Termasuk la iklan2 editorial kt dlm tu pun aku examine jugak.

Editor in chief pegang segala kuasa dalam penerbitan sebuah majalah

Yeap yeap. Cita-cita ni masih ada dalam sanubari.... dan sebab itu aku memilih Mass Communication as my field of study utk degree, so that insya-Allah aku dpt masuk into magazine publishing. I hope so. Ha, and then kan, ada lagiii satu cite2 aku... Boleh kate, cite2 ni mmg aku harap akan menjadi la sbb I really have the passion for it... Apekah cite2 itu.... Saya bercita-cita untuk membuka sebuah kafe makanan, which the menu will be comprising of homemade burgers. Ye, daging burger buat sendiri. Anda perasan tak, kedai2 burger kt malaysia ni, daging burger diorg gune lepiaq (leper) mcm pa lagi. The burger patties tak juicy langsung. So, sbb tu la saye bercita-cita utk buka sebuah kafe yg jual burger with homemade burger patties yg lebih juicy, and tak leper mcm baru kena lenyek ngan lori. Insya-Allah. If god willing, dan kewangan yg cukup, I will open the cafe. Lagi satu sebab, I have passion for cooking and I totally lovvveee food. Siapa yang benci terhadap makanan (para2 aneroxia dan bulimia), adalah manusia paling bodoh di dunia (ok, emo sebentar). 

And there you go, these were/are the ambitions yg aku pernah/masih impikan. Harap2, kalau takde aral melintang, aku dpt la kecapi cite2 ku ini... becoming a magazine editor, and also having my own burger cafe, and... my own talk show maybe? hahaha. Insya-Allah. 



xoxo

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Mimpi yang....Starstrukkish

hello! yes its the semester break! woohoo. yeah, taking my driver's license during this break(finally). ok, so, smalam i mimpi someting best jugak la. dah tgk vclip 30h!3 feat katy perry dah? its called starstrukk. and yes, ada kaitan with my mimpi.

-do i care about ur fucking dream?-

whatever bebo, get a life. ok back to the dream, i mimpi all of my batchmate from my hi skool and my blidmates from uitm were in the video. it was like...ok. yg penting, aku jd katy perry! hahaha. i cant remember who jd 3oh!3 but it was awesome. and kan ada scene yg pompuan2 tu lari towards them rite, the pompuan2 tu..are my lecturers and my school teachers! hahaha. lawak sial.

i remember seeing pn kartini's face in the dream. brings back many memories...hmm..ape motifnye???

-motifnye is that kau takde keje lain and asyik berangan je kejenye. bongok!-


hmm...thought of sending encik bebo ni to military camp..




Thursday, September 10, 2009

Just Sengaling around..

Just Dance!







bile dah takde kerja...ini la jadinya..


-stupid people!-

Saturday, June 27, 2009

How to end a friendship

What u need?
A lousy friend(or a few)

Instructions:
1) Know why you want to end the friendship. This will help you explain your reasons to your friend when she asks why you want to end it.(eg-ur stupid friend calls u a backstabber, or whatever that hurts u)


2) Re-examine your reasons. Friendships should not end because of a petty argument or because he said something that hurt your feelings. Your reasons should be based on fact and not based on rumor or speculation.
(tak payah susah2. if u think its right, then go for it)


3) Ask your friend to meet you. Choose a private setting. You don't know how she/he is going to react when you tell him/her you want to end your friendship and this avoids an embarrassing public scene.
(i prefer messaging. short and simple)


4) Get to the point. Don't dance around the issue. Dragging it out will hurt your soon-to-be ex-friend even more.
( hurt ke? mcm suke je)


5) Be honest about why you want to end the friendship and how you feel about ending it. Lying will get you nowhere and the truth has a funny way of coming out.


6) Spare feelings as much as possible. Just because you are being honest does not mean you have to be mean or nasty.( sometimes u have to be mean lagi2 if ur friend is a stuck up bitch yg ingat dia selalu betul)


7) Brace yourself for the reaction. The most likely scenario is that he is going to angry and hurt, but be ready for any response.( hey, kalau nak fight, fight je la. kalau dah mulut mcm sucka)


8) Stay calm. If she/he hurls insults at you or is antagonistic, don't respond by behaving the same way.
(hey, pantang aku kalau org maki aku, aku maki balik la!)


9) Repeat steps 4 through 8. If you feel that you still haven't gotten your point across, repeat these steps until you do.( or, juz fight..like normal people do..)




so, sape yg tak puas hati dgn aku tu..juz say it right to me. dont be a bitch...

Friday, June 26, 2009

Sometimes kita gena gelak!! hahahahaha

Ashamed !

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After yet another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

-uhhh...i dont get it..-


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The difference

One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"

Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."

He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy."

The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?"

"No!" replied his father. "That might wake the cunt up."

-hahahaha. ok, quite dirty if u ask me. Cunt = A fucker in british slang-


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Role Model

Little Johnny and two of his friends were sitting on a front porch one day after school. Billy looked down the street and saw a bright red Corvette. "Some day I'm gonna be a lawyer so I can buy me one of those Corvettes," he said.

Robbie looked over at the driveway next to the Corvette and saw a brand new Ferrari. "I'm gonna be a doctor," he said, "so I can get me a fast Ferrari."

Little Johnny looked over at the other two and replied, "I'm gonna learn how to suck dick when I grow up."

The other two jaws dropped. "That's what my sister does, and she owns both of those cars," explained Little Johnny.

-lol!! : )-


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p/s: these are juz jokes so be open minded ok.